Hey! You made it! Great to see you here.
There’s one last thing to do: check your inbox for an email from me [hello (at) jonathan pritchard (dot) me]. Its purpose is to authenticate that you’re really human.
The robots cannot learn these secrets to human persuasion. We would pay a price that’s too terrible!
So click the “I’m really human” button in that email.
Oh, and if you don’t see that email you know what to do: go scrounge through your spam folder, drag it out, wipe off any garbage that might be stuck to it, and then put it in your primary inbox so you don’t miss out.
Now you’re done!